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11/26/07 by KlausT

This was such a beautiful, epic yes; indeed monumental attempt to generate inspirations ... but ...

It could not start any better, I woke up 11pm and went to my computer ... until I grew tired and decided 3pm as a nice time to go to bed. Suddenly I was about to wonder ... what if?

WHAT IF???

The next day I ... spent in front of my pc screen and so the following saturday I started my expedition.

Yes she was right! Brilliant. I would start with her, so could complet my tactics.
"Good afternoon ma'am. I am from the local ice cream factory, we just created a new kind of (NO NOT WHAT YOU SICK TURDS THINK! I BOUGHT THEM LEGALLY FROM THAT FACTORY!)
flavour?"

"Oh yes, thank you. This is kind of you."
I was wondering ... she had a real desire for ice cream, because it's winter ... (have I mentioned that people often scare me?) ... so I gave her the popsicle and she enjoyed it for minutes.
Some guys started pointing at her like stunned by something extra normal.

"Film it!" advised one of this guys his buddy "Film it now she has nearly half finished it."

As soon as those four letters rang in my ear I remembered what I originally planed only that it involved Tequila and those freak sized popsicles, you know thos for real fat bastards like I'm one ... I waited till she finished her ice and headed home in order to film it and ban it for all generations after me to remember, the inventor of electricity the Apollo program and ME filming women involuntary staring in a softporn were they eat popsicles and remind men for all time what true fantasy means.

So I build up my equipment and chose a nother victim but after 5 minutes some humoreless dorks in green uniforms showed up and they took away all evidences of one oft the greatest achievements mankind made. Filming women eating popsicles ...

Regards

Klaus


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