This was such a beautiful, epic yes; indeed monumental attempt to generate inspirations ... but ...

It could not start any better, I woke up 11pm and went to my computer ... until I grew tired and decided 3pm as a nice time to go to bed. Suddenly I was about to wonder ... what if?

WHAT IF???

The next day I ... spent in front of my pc screen and so the following saturday I started my expedition.

Yes she was right! Brilliant. I would start with her, so could complet my tactics.
"Good afternoon ma'am. I am from the local ice cream factory, we just created a new kind of (NO NOT WHAT YOU SICK TURDS THINK! I BOUGHT THEM LEGALLY FROM THAT FACTORY!)
flavour?"

"Oh yes, thank you. This is kind of you."
I was wondering ... she had a real desire for ice cream, because it's winter ... (have I mentioned that people often scare me?) ... so I gave her the popsicle and she enjoyed it for minutes.
Some guys started pointing at her like stunned by something extra normal.

"Film it!" advised one of this guys his buddy "Film it now she has nearly half finished it."

As soon as those four letters rang in my ear I remembered what I originally planed only that it involved Tequila and those freak sized popsicles, you know thos for real fat bastards like I'm one ... I waited till she finished her ice and headed home in order to film it and ban it for all generations after me to remember, the inventor of electricity the Apollo program and ME filming women involuntary staring in a softporn were they eat popsicles and remind men for all time what true fantasy means.

So I build up my equipment and chose a nother victim but after 5 minutes some humoreless dorks in green uniforms showed up and they took away all evidences of one oft the greatest achievements mankind made. Filming women eating popsicles ...

Regards

Klaus

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Now I am quite a while here and I must admit that voting, comments, blames and saves are much more fun than just consuming it.
Since 2 years I watched, played and enjoyed countless submissions many of them really stun me, especially the creativity, the absurd and obscure toons as well as the goofing funny submissions that make me desperately search for my asthma-spray...

Well ... Projects:

Uhm ... first of all ... I am a very impatient person what definitively hampers my attempt to make a flash-cartoon ... yeah, all this commands all this features, layers and functions, plugins, import export errors ... oh man I'm toasted! *fabb*

... second ... thousands of ideas are floating through my mind and I just can not bring them all to a creative expressive end. The problem is already mentioned above.

May be I get some clearer information by time

PS.: The picture is not made by me it shows Fritz Haarmann a serial killer from Hannover who was added to the adventscalendar of Hannover. The tourismoffice of Hannover does not have any worries, because 'he is/was a town celebrity as well' and refers to a common lullaby ... "... aus den Augen macht er Sülze, aus dem Hintern macht er Speck, aus den Därmen macht er Würste und den Rest, den schmeißt er weg." absurd ...

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